Monday, July 20, 2009

Get stuffed..... ummmm... where exactly?

We all knew that he was tactless and had no clue on how the conversation was progressing, but it was the last straw when he remarked “Where?” when she rebuffed him by saying, “Get Stuffed, Punk”.

Love and butterflies

When I first saw her.... oh there were butterflies in my stomach, fluttering here and there. It was such a strange feeling..... I cannot bring myself to describe that heavenly feeling...

ummm... Now that I look back on those times I cannot help but wonder: What were those butterflies doing in my stomach in the first place?

What now?

Your boss should not get away with trampling over your self confidence, ruining your projects, tearing your concepts notes to bits and making snide remarks about your ancestry... He should be rewarded by the Management.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Spam-Foo

We love you very much.

Ummm.... does that say anything about all those spam mails I've been receiving lately. And, its about doing something about my something too.

Oh, You're also getting that, now are you?

Yeah, man. It's not that I need it. You can see that, can't you?

Yeah! And you even got yours flowing and all over the place.

It smells good to, here smell it.

(Smells it.)

Hmmm.... lovely fragrance you've going there. New lotion thingy?

More or less, man.

But what I don't understand is why they heck they spam me with hair growth formula all the time! It's not like I even need it.

True, man. So, true. But I guess that's what spamming is all about. Sending total useless links and stuffs to people who don't want in the first place.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Black belt

I have black belt.

Wow. Cool. In Karate?

No. In my pants.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Dying horse

Don't beat an already dying horse. Sell it.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Lousy way to ..

Mondays are such a lousy way to start the week!

A Monday..

One Monday every 7 days makes one week.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Demo-crazy (?)

Sometimes majority means all the fools are on same side.

Confusion

Donald, Duck!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

...since 1984

The Noodleman:

Terrorizing the world with bad one-liners since 1984

"...my one-liners are the suspenders that holds together the pants of the reality.."