Tailor

Tailor:

One who gets to snigger a lot when groping people in odd, odd places. And, the tailor's the one who also knows vital of all the statistics.

When it's Love... and when it's not

When it's LOVE:

'Your voice is like music to my ears.'


When it's NOT:

'Your voice is just like alarm clock to my ears.'

I'm special, really

I seriously think I'm Special. I act like one, too. The only problem is that I have trouble making other people think the same way.

Don't worry, be happy

A raisin is just a worried grape, that's all. Really.

At home..

Charity begins at home, so does Oedipal Complex.

LOST

I often get lost in thoughts... alien territory, see?

Holy....!

Q: What are your weakness your Pope-ness?

A: Nun.

Headstone

To be contd...




(Now, that's what I want on my headstone)

A hard habit

Gravity is a hard habit to shrug off from.

Motivation Factor

Intimidation or a very careful hint at coercion is a VERY good motivational factor.

Silence breeds

Whoever said Silence breeds poetry never listened to the nagging little voices of their head.

Walking in..

Walk in other people's shoes for a mile. And when you are sure that the original wearer won't follow you or chase after you, sell the shoes for a decent margin! Before that, make sure the shoes are brand new or at least has some retail value.

Falling in love

Falling in love is not the best way to test the laws of gravity.