...and a happy new...

Happy New Rear!

God must be crazy

"God must love crazy People.

Why?

He makes so many of them."

It works!

All advices work, provided you don't take them in the first place!

Always

I'm always right, until and unless proven wrong.

Lonely? You bet...

I wonder who brings Christmas presents to dear ol' Santa.

It's what inside that counts

Intel Inside, Idiot Outside!

Feelings...

Life serves you one of those days where you bleed just to know that you're alive.

My worst nightmare

A month full of Mondays!

Reality...

Reality bites... in the most inconceivable places, ever.

Golden rule...

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.



Golden rule of teaching.

...when in doubt

When in doubt, act convincing.

Explaining life... in Bold letters

Monkey See, Monkey Do.

One of those beautiful phrases that explains Life in its entirely.

Word of the day...

If you hate people overtaking you at every turn, why don't you increase your speed? You dumdum!

The secret is revealed...

I know Victoria's secret!