Take it!

Take my advise, I don't use it anyways.

My hobbies ... Try this at home

Yes, I have them too. Listing them out so you can try them out, too:

1. Reading other people's newspaper. Preferably from their own hands, while they are reading.

2. Spoiling other people's fun. "The Butler did it!" ; "Who'd knew that she was the real culprit all this time"

TIP: Do this while they are middle of the movie, book or whatever!

3. Dialing someone's number and asking who they want to speak with.

TIP: Do this innocently, make all efforts to hide your sniggers, though.

Lost faith

I lost faith in Windows Networking environment when I had to press Ctrl + Alt + Del to log on to the main system!

School

School are nasty stretches of time you get between vacations.

Don't get enlightened... on night

The problem with getting a rare spiritual insight and being enlightened at night is that most of the times you cannot tell the difference if it's the inner glow of knowledge or a high-watt bulb in the room!

Damsel in distress

The problem with saving a Damsel in Distress is that you never know they are engaged or not!

I wonder ...

I cannot bring myself to understand the importance of Unicorns. C'mon, they are just a bunch of horny horses!

Atuobiography

I hate reading Autobiography. The authors are so full of themselves that it reeks!

Never judge a book...

Never judge a book by its blurb!

Q & A

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.