Friday, October 24, 2008

Grease me this

Definitely not the place to practice John Travolta's dance sequence from his movie Grease:

1. While in slippery floor of the bathroom: You can get Flushed. Seriously! (Slippery when wet! Hell yeah!)

2. In front of your boss, board members. While the entire office is in review meeting to who should the company lay off. They'll get their answers instantly. (Instant Clarity!)

3. In Funereal. PERIOD.

4. On your 75th anniversary. (You've got to do funky chicken on that day!)

5. When your better/bitter half leaves you! (Need I say more!)

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