New career

I'm almost famous! No, I'm not RJ shouting on a hapless microphone, nor a DJ spinning my invisible turntables, I'm a TJ. Yes, that's right a Total Jerk!

Recession Talk

There's huge difference between Getting Laid and Being Laid off!

Grease me this

Definitely not the place to practice John Travolta's dance sequence from his movie Grease:

1. While in slippery floor of the bathroom: You can get Flushed. Seriously! (Slippery when wet! Hell yeah!)

2. In front of your boss, board members. While the entire office is in review meeting to who should the company lay off. They'll get their answers instantly. (Instant Clarity!)

3. In Funereal. PERIOD.

4. On your 75th anniversary. (You've got to do funky chicken on that day!)

5. When your better/bitter half leaves you! (Need I say more!)

Unlikely Battle cry (of a Mathematician)

'Lights, camera ... Fraction'

A mathematician's battle cry. I wonder if they'll threaten their enemies to subtract their ranks, multiply their worries, divide their sorrows and add to their miseries!

Meetings

Meeting:
A forum where the boss yells and nobody listens!

With/without uniform

I like my women with uniform; love them without it! ;-)

Etc...

Etc: A nifty little word to tell the world that you know more; more than what you are not writing in the office report, any ways.

For example:
A lot of different activities were carried by the fund provided by ... (insert your office's name here) Those activities were Drinking competitions, Barfing contests, All you can eat in 10 min contest, etc. "The events were a real hoot," one of the participants told us.

Also see,
Among others
It also works the same magic as Etc does, only a lot better.

Skip the vegetables

Eat your desserts first, because with life you never know!

...the root of evil

I know why money is called the root of evil: My bank account no is: 666! The number of the beast!

Bungee? Hell no!

Say no to Bungee Jumping! Why PAY to die or worse, get embarrassed in front of public!

Did you know

I wonder why Children's Day is 9 months after Valentine's Day?

...On myself

All dressed up and nowhere to go!

Why?

If energy can neither be created and nor be destroyed, then WHY the hell do we need Red Bull?

About me

As of now, I'm in that state characterized by the sense of beauty, everything that is surrounding me looks and feels beautiful. The wind is blowing just about right, the sun is shinning brightly, the birds are chirping, singing mellow songs that make we want to dance tiptoed in the wet dews, the stars are happy fluttering ...... It's something called Getting Drunk!

Better / Bitter

If my wife is the Better Half, where does that leave me? Does that mean I'm the Bitter Half?

I wonder why

I wonder why is Bullshit so popular in office around the world? Almost everyone is giving some to someone.

Money can't buy me...

Money does not buy happiness. It just makes misery easy to deal with.

Thinking my way

Better be Boring and Alive, than be Daring and Dead!