Qualities of a good manager / tyrant (ahem) / boss
A new definition
1. Punctuality
Coming a little too early to see who comes late.
2. Morale booster
Patting employees' back and occasionally kicking their bum. If possible, loves to skip the first part.
3. Preacher
Making employees' religious and make them believe in hell
For example: My boss is Satan himself! (My thoughts exactly)
4. Helps to increase sales (of Pharmaceutical products)
For example: He's such a headache.
5. Excellent remedy prescriber
Helps to ease away employees' pain.
For example: You're FIRED!
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