Winner ? Loser

All of us here are winners, except for the losers, of course!

Advise 101

When your mother is angry with your father, never let her comb your hair.

Change the lane!

If everything is coming your way nice and easy, you are probably in wrong lane!

Lost in...

Original Version
A princess can feel a pea through a dozen mattresses.

New Version
A princess can pee through 12 mattresses.

Lost in translation? You bet!

... the light

The light at the end of the tunnel is... (take your favorite pick)

a. A speeding train
b. A flame-thrower
c. Your boss

Hmmm...

Planning:
It's something that you do when everything else fails!

Office Zen

Nothing better than your boss yelling at the top of his/her lungs to clear the clutter of your mind, eh?

Is it so now? ... Really?

I hate opinion columns. They are, well, ummm, highly opinionated!

With great powers...

...with great superpowers comes great responsibility...

And, oh, a great stupidity in dressing sense. Whoever forgot to mention that bit!

Suerpman... god knows why

Well, yes. He's faster than speeding bullet, has unbelievable strength and what not. And, the cool part is, man, he's bullet proof. Bullets ricochet off him. All that and more. It's cool to have powers like that. But the thing I don't understand is this:

When all the gangsters are firing like mad, he's smiling taking all the bullet in his chest (and where not!) but the moment a desperate dumbo finds out his luck just ran dry as his pistol, he chucks it in Superman's way. And, what does the man of steel do: He ducks , yes, ducks out of the way!

God only knows why. (All calls to his publicist were not returned!)

Not a good one...

I'm a realized person. I just realized I'm a dweeb!

Daft Definitions

1. Responsibility and Liability
I make mistake (that's my responsibility) You are liable to pay for it.

Or was it

I am Immortal .... or was it Immoral...

Don't need a map!

Don't lead me into temptation.... I can find my own way.

Advertising Lesson 101

Q: How to beat advertising shenanigans?
A: Think creatively.

Statement: Dove is 1/4 moisturizer, which smoothens your skin, makes you sexy blah..blah...blah

If it's 1/4 moisturizer, it's still 3/4 soap! You dumdum!

He / She

He traveled the world for her,
sailed the seven seas,
lashed against the chilly breeze
scaled the highest mountain... all for her ...

... she left him. He was never home...

New lights on ... your boss!

Qualities of a good manager / tyrant (ahem) / boss
A new definition

1. Punctuality
Coming a little too early to see who comes late.

2. Morale booster
Patting employees' back and occasionally kicking their bum. If possible, loves to skip the first part.

3. Preacher
Making employees' religious and make them believe in hell
For example: My boss is Satan himself! (My thoughts exactly)

4. Helps to increase sales (of Pharmaceutical products)
For example: He's such a headache.

5. Excellent remedy prescriber
Helps to ease away employees' pain.
For example: You're FIRED!

Stars

I wish upon the stars
of a starry, starry night
I wish upon the twinkle
burning in your eyes

Moving on

"Where are we going...
and why is life so hard?"

I believe
Joe Satriani

Camera: Canon S3 IS. Somewhere in Mangal Bazaar

Rat Race

The problem with rat race is, even if you win, you are still a RAT!

Oh Reality!

The problem with reality is ... the lack of background music!