Me?

I usually take a bus to work. Traffic usually eats up to an hour and to avoid the rush hour, I often board a little early. The problem is, everybody think along the same line and the roads are packed an hour early before the start of office time.

On one of such slow journey, I started to chat with my fellow commuter. He was as frustrated as I was. We got off in no time.

“Sheesh, man the traffic today! It’s not even budging

Tell me something that I don’t know!

Hahahahahahahaha

And then, man is the inflation rising. It’s putting up more weight than my tummy.

The gas price keeps rising. I’m seriously thinking of buying a mountain bike.

In this heat and dusty place? You better buy loads of deodorant and other beauty products as well man!

You know what happened the other night?

Uh huh? I’m all ears.

The doctor next door was kidnapped! They are asking gazillion dollars as ransom!

Sheesh! If the government can’t solve a simple traffic jam, how can we trust it to flatten crime rates! And it’s not that hard as well, this traffic jam being some stupid head driving in the wrong way.

Yup, as a biker I can get away negotiating creeks and bends, but dude how are you suppose to enter a bus through an already cramped place?

Precisely! When the road has enough potholes that puts the lunar surface to shame, you got to drive in the lane, no matter how much ridiculous it make you look!

Look at that sucker! (points at the punk who is busy conquering the footpaths with his bike) [Sticks his head out of the window and yells] Go and die sucker!

People like that should rot in thousand hells! Whatever happened to civic sense? ok, it’s not like that I haven’t done it, but I was in rather hurry and was about to miss the first day first show!”

(is still yelling at the top of his lungs)"

All the passengers in the bus are getting frustrated by now. A gentleman decided he had enough and barked, “Why don’t you go and do something about it?”

“Me? I’m just going to the office!”